thaipod

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    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

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     "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no
                                                        matter what she's reading."

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    "My mother never saw the irony in calling
                                                       me a son-of-a-bitch."

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    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain
                                                       and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

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